I set the deadline last week, so the packages have been rolling in at speed.

Every season, though, there’s one–the Mysterious Empty Package, hastily sent by a tired, hard-working cookbook publicist.  Either that, or it’s the Invisible Book of Invisibility (first encountered in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban).

At least it wasn’t sent Delivery Confirmation, like last year’s.

For more Tuesday silliness, here’s my Eat Your Books post on bossy cookbook titles.