- Because you love to cook.
- Because you hate to cook and just like reading about other people doing it.
- Because it’s less fattening than chocolate.
- Because you have no idea what to get your grandma, who already owns every cookbook ever published.
- Because you have no idea what to get your brother-in-law, who already has every kitchen gadget known to man.
- Because you were wondering, What’s the statute of limitations for shoplifting mushrooms?
- Because the little girl on the cover is just so dang cute.
- Because you have already spent $8.53 on Amazon, and you need another $16.47 to get the Free Super Saver Shipping.
- Because you are one of my relatives, and you have already run out of your first 50 copies.
- Because you need a recipe for Ring Dings with popcorn.







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December 9, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Madeline Fan
oh yes, I need a recipe for ring dings with popcorn. We tried to make a ring ding pie last Thanksgiving, but could only find hostess cup cakes. Ingredient wrassling is best done in advance of the holidays…
Where can I pick up a couple of autographed copies since I blew off your gig in Amherst? (Your aunt and uncle maybe avoided my gaze as we were all eating at Panda that night…)
December 10, 2011 at 3:38 am
JaneEYB
11. Because you have a load of delicata seeds and you don’t know how to use them.
12. Because you love heart-warming stories that feel good without being sugary sweet.
13. Because you always meant to make dumplings but you needed someone to hold your hand through the process.
14. Because a fantastic recipe that combines two of the best foods known to woman – bread and chocolate – is worth $24.95 alone.
15. Finally, because Susie is such a great writer you will enjoy every minute you are reading this wonderful book!
December 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm
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aswsome 10 reasonable reason
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December 11, 2011 at 4:05 am
Ophelia Chang
Because it’s the first time you’ve seen your grandfather called a “mobster, (probably)” in print!! How cool is that?